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Animal Jokes

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Why don't African animals like to race?

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What did Tarzan say when he saw a herd of elephants walking across the Savanah?

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Why wouldn't the otter share his food with an otter who didn't have any?

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Where can you find classy whales who love to play music?

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Can a kangaroo jump higher than the Empire State Building?

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How do farmers keep track of how many cows they have?

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What's as big as an elephant, but weighs nothing?

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What did the Buffalo say when his son left for college?

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A horse walks into a bar.

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How do you put an elephant in a refrigerator?

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How do you put an giraffe in a refrigerator?

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